ABSOFUCKINLUTELY NOT Trucker Cap

Will you work the weekend? Lend your truck? Do the group chat's dirty work? ABSOFUCKINLUTELY NOT. This hat says no before anyone even finishes asking, so you can save your breath for the stuff that matters.

The embroidered design comes in three styles with a unisex, one-size-fits-most fit: a mesh-back Trucker Cap (Black, Black/White, Navy, Navy/White, Charcoal/Black, Charcoal, Dark Heather Gray), a classic Dad Hat (Black, Navy, Spruce, Dark Grey, Green Camo), and a Distressed Dad Hat (Black, Navy, Charcoal Grey).

Trucker Cap details:

• 60% cotton, 40% polyester or 74% polyester, 26% cotton (varies by color and stock)
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile with hard buckram front panels
• Breathable mesh back
• Permacurv® visor with matching undervisor
• 3.5″ (8.9 cm) crown
• Plastic adjustable closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)

Dad Hat details:

• 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo is 35% cotton twill, 65% polyester)
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved visor
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3⅛″ (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Fits head circumference: 20½″–24⅜″

Distressed Dad Hat details:

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Slightly distressed brim and crown
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile with a soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets and 6 stitched rows on the brim
• Adjustable hook-and-loop closure
• Fits head circumference: 19″–22″